10.24.07 -- Terra Firma, Et Cetera

18A TERRAFIRMA -- The World Destroyed by Water, Gustave Dore, 1866
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

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Puzzle by Patrick Blindauer, edited by Will Shortz

TERRAFIRMA (18A *Solid ground); HABEASCORPUS (20A *You should have the body); ABOVO (40A *From the beginning); ALEAIACTAEST (59A *The die is cast); SEMPERIDEM (62A *Always the same); ECCESIGNUM (4D *Behold the proof); and SINEQUANON (31D *Without which not) are seven inter-related entries; e.g., Latin -- indicated electronically by an asterisk, and in newsprint by italicized print, to unify the entries for the solver.

Six of the seven entries form a box within the grid creating a small puzzle in the center, and seven smaller ones on the outskirts of the grid. The Latin entries are really the only thing that matters in the puzzle, all the other entries are there to fill the empty spaces. In any event, the non-Latin entries are interesting enough to keep the solution from being high drudgery.
"Alea iacta est" -- said by Julius Caesar upon crossing the Rubicon in 49 BC, according to Suetonius. The original meaning was roughly equivalent to the English phrase "the game is afoot", but its modern meaning, like that of the phrase "crossing the Rubicon", denotes passing the point of no return on a momentous decision and entering into a risky endeavor where the outcome is left to chance.

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Across: 1. 7-Up flavor; 5. Easter serving; 9. Funny ones; 14. “Just ASEC!”; 15. Succulent plant; 16. Clinker; 17. Locker room supply; 22. Online currency; 23. Catches in the act; 24. Pro at balancing; 27. Big pet food brand; 30. Pageant wear; 32. Erica who wrote “Any Woman’s Blues”; 35. Bottom of a lily; 38. Bank rights; 39. Schoenberg’s “Moses und ARON”; 42. Gray-brown goose; 43. “The Taming of the Shrew” setting; 45. Sport whose name means “gentle way”; 46. Formerly, once; 47. Kind of number; 49. 7’1” N.B.A. star, informally; 51. Pince-NEZ; 52. Shout to a team, maybe; 55. Fall colors; 65. “Warm”; 66. They’re rather pointless; 67. “Camelot” actor Franco; 68. Other, in the barrio; 69. Charles; 70. Innovative 1982 Disney film; 71. Like a busybody.

Down: 1. Wood-turning tool; 2. Stern that bows; 3. Nellie of opera; 5. Back muscles, for short; 6. The Black Stallion” boy; 7. Idiot; 8. He said “Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting”; 9. Turndown; 10. Van Gogh floral subject; 11. Bobby of Boston; 12. Male cat; 13. Title in S. Amer.; 19. Getaway alerts, for short; 21. Cry before “It’s you!”; 24. All alternative; 25. PENNS Grove, N.J.; 26. Money in the bank, e.g.; 28. Part of a C.E.O.’s resume; 29. Topic: Abbr.; 32. Black lacquer; 33. Filibuster, in a way; 34. Altertness aid; 36. Bud’s comedy sidekick; 37. Briefs, briefly; 41. “Isn’t that beautiful?!”; 44. Lacking purpose; 48. Round dance official; 50. Gallery display; 53. Canonized figure; 54. One who’s not “it”; 56 Look after; 57. Some Peters; 58. Homeless animal; 59. Mimicked; 60. Pertaining to flying; 61. “Follow me!”; 62. Leave in stitches?; 63. Air quality org.; 64. Debussy’s “La MER.

Abeo, abeo, abeo, actum est, comites! Die dulci fruimini!

64D MER
-- Hokusai, The Great Wave Off Kanagawa, Hakone Museum, Japan

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10.23.07 -- Draw Me!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

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Puzzle by Alan Arbesfeld, edited by Will Shortz
THINGSDRAWN (59A What the starts of 17-, 26-, 37- and 52-Across are) is the lead inter-related entry and clue for CURTAINCALL (17A Play follower, usually); BATHSPONGE (26A Loofah, e.g.); BLOODSTREAM (37A Circulatory system flow); and GUNSLINGER (52A Shoot-’em-up figure).
The Famous Artists School was well known in the 1950s and 1960s for its advertising on the back covers of comic books and on matchbook covers. The matchbooks had a drawing on the front cover, with the legend Draw me!. Information about the school was printed on the inside of the cover.
No drawing instructions here today, just guns, blood, baths and curtains. I'm not sure what seemed more disturbing -- the thought of Janet Leigh and the shower in "Psycho", along with gunslingers drawing blood, needles drawing blood, or ego-driven maniacs milking applause!
CURTAINCALL appears to win out in this case, with the most related entries, including STAGE; TANGO; the quote from Henry James "INART economy is always beauty; Singer JAYE P. Morgan, Actress ILKA Chase of "Now, Voyager"; Director ANG Lee; the play about Capote, TRU; The HUMANCOMEDY, Saroyan novel; TOPTENS, Letterman lists; ANO, "Wheel of Fortune" buy; the singer of the 1962 hit "The Wanderer", DION; "Deal or No Deal" network, NBC; and AIR, put on TV.
GUNSLINGER fared with deadeye's asset, AIM; "Beat it!", SCRAM; bled, like dyes, RAN; maybe HUNT clued to be rural event on horseback; SMITE, clobber, biblically; SOTS, tipplers; and GAL, guy's partner. Might as well throw BLOODSTREAM in the pot, oh, yeah, and ANTEUP!
BATHSPONGE has less friends in this puzzle than BABY which numbers WAH as its lonely utterance.
Contrasts and lookalikes: NONFAT and BACON; AIR and AIM; ANG, ANO, UNO and UFO.
Oh, IFORGOT, for loose ends, there's BOBBYKNIGHT, JIGSAWS, ICEAX, TINHAT, ZAIRE, ARIES, TEASING, and a dozen other olio entries.
I had trouble with "BUG" -- why?, I don't know!
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1. play place 6. ballroom dance 11. chart-topper 14. sign of spring 15. mountaineer's tool 16. et's ride 17. play follower, usually 19. unruly do 20. amateurish 21. "____ economy is always beauty": henry james 23. buggy rider 26. loofah, e.g. 30. 108-card game 31. start the pot 32. pest control brand 33. spoil 35. bibliophile's suffix 36. tipplers 37. circulatory system flow 41. singer _ p. morgan 43. early 11th-century year 44. back at sea? 47. actress chase of "now, voyager" 48. for dieters 51. smidgen 52. shoot-'em-up figure 54. harmony, briefly 55. clobber, biblically 56. computer that uses os x 58. director lee 59. what the starts of 17-, 26-, 37- and 52-across are 66. crib cry 67. burger topper, maybe 68. site of ali's rumble in the jungle 69. salon job 70. cuts and pastes 71. tv awards 1. amniotic ____ 2. play about capote 3. put on tv 4. manage, barely 5. jacob's twin 6. g.l.'s helmet, slangily 7. duke's sports org. 8. "read across america" grp. 9. guy's partner 10. primrose family member 11. saroyan novel, with "the" 12. "it slipped my mind!" 13. letterman lists 18. id on a dust jacket 22. acknowledges nonverbally 23. pc glitch 24. "wheel of fortune" buy 25. hoops coach with the most n.c.a.a. division in wins 27. playful mockery 28. rural event on horseback 29. work out in the ring 31. commotion 34. red sox div. 38. old dodge 39. singer of the 1962 hit "the wanderer" 40. guinness book suffix 41. tools for making twisty cuts 42. barnard grads 45. bled, like dyes 46. "deal or no deal" network 49. fakes, as an injury 50. weaponry 53. leave alone 54. "beat it!" 57. wood-shaping tool 60. suffered from 61. here, in paris 62. "i'm kidding!" 63. deadeye's asset 64. dryly amusing 65. nintendo's super ____

10.22.07 -- Sheep!

Monday, October 22, 2007
Puzzle by Lynn Lempel, edited by Will Shortz
"Sheep!" Read it and weep! It says "sheep!" Not ewe, lamb or ram, nor LAWRENCEWELK, CLAMBISQUE or FAIRAMOUNT (an awfully long way to go for three sets of circled letters spelling EWE, LAMB, and RAM) -- SHEEP! The rhyme says SHEEP!
No wonder she can't find them!
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1. does sums 5. pillow filler 9. flapper hairdos 13. scuttlebutt 14. like a manly man 15. escapade 16. part of the eye that holds the iris 17. ____ and pains 18. what "thumbs up" means 19. bandleader in the polka music hall of fame 22. explosive initials 23. pinocchio, famously 24. mock 28. dance with a wiggle 30. lord 31. card that's taken only by a trump 32. mail carriers' assignments: abbr. 34. creamy soup 38. city where van gogh painted sunflowers 40. suffix with sucr- and lact- 41. pacific republic 42. substantial portion 45. pile 46. component of bronze 47. permit 48. washington's capitol ____ 50. precipitates at about 32 degrees f 52. left hurriedly 54. new deal program inits. 57. one who lost what's hidden in 19-, 34- and 42-across 60. hawaiian isle 63. more than perturbed 64. "unfortunately ..." 65. give a hard time 66. nobodies 67. small field size 68. branch of islam 69. plow pullers 70. jean who wrote "wide sargasso sea" 1. no longer a minor 2. couch 3. made a stand and would go no further 4. polaris, e.g. 5. bangladesh's capital, old-style 6. color of fall leaves 7. "thank goodness!" 8. rhinoplasty 9. chap 10. tree loved by squirrels 11. maidenform product 12. cloud's site 14. psycho 20. 90 degree turn 21. ushered 25. "fantastic voyage" actress 26. honda division 27. get ready to drive, in golf 29. _-friendly 30. agents under j. edgar hoover, informally 32. balsa transports 33. path 35. booty 36. tempe sen. 37. comedian mort 39. 1972 u.s./u.s.s.r. missile pact 43. latin american with mixed ancestry 44. oedipus' realm 49. wedding vow 51. doolittle of "my fair lady" 52. distress signal shot into the air 53. divulge 55. explorer who proved that greenland is an island 56. basilica recesses 58. fearsome dino 59. jack of early late-night tv 60. ____ butterworth's 61. what a doctor might ask you to say 62. israeli gun

10.21.07 -- "E" as in Eh?!

Sunday, October 21, 2007
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SET YOUR MIND AT EASE
Puzzle by Brendan Emmett Quigley, edited by Will Shortz
Eight entries ask the solver to imagine a long E sound become a short E sound:

CHICKENLEAGUE (23A Organization of easily frightened people?) -- EH?
BLANKCHEEK (40A Result of not wearing rouge?) -- EH?
HARDPRIEST (97A Strict Jesuit?) -- EH?
EDUCATED GEESE (117A Smart fowl?) -- EH?
PASTRYSHEAF (13D Bundle of pies?) -- EH?
SIMONSEIZE (16D “Mr. Cowell, grab that ‘American Idol’ contestant!”?) -- EH?
AGOODMEANIE (65D Bully turned Samaritan?) -- EH?
REDHEARING (72D House Un-American Activities Committee event?) -- EH?

LEPEW (52A Cartoon character who amorously chases Penelope) makes scents a little off center in this crossword, accompanied by such characters as MEDEA (88A Euripides tragedy); MAGRITTE (34A “The Treachery of Images” artist); Football Hall-of-Famer EARLE (Greasy) Neale (47A); DOLAN (59 HBO founder Charles); SEALE (92A Bobby of the Chicago Eight); SLAVE (103A Ben-Hur, for a time); ANISTON (116A “The Break-Up”: co-star, 2006); “The Great SANTINI” (Pat Conroy novel) (120A); OTHO (2D Roman emperor with a three-month reign); NERO (45D Last ruler of the Julio-Claudian dynasty); ALEC (44D “While We’re Young” songwriter Wilder) ; ILDUCE (101D W.W. II nickname); NAST (111D Cartoonist who created the Tammany Hall tiger); and OLDTIMERS (86D Veterans).
Other stuff -- Across: 1. Drink with a straw; 8. Resting places; 13. Bit of congratulations; 16. Nurse; 19. Open-mesh fabric; 20. "Day of WRATH" (what Dies Irae" means); 21. Oil used in making polyurethane; 25. Clambake item; 26. Chuck; 27. Unbending; 28. Sensors; 30. Heaps; 31. Place to buy a hookah; 33. Italian eyeglass; 38. Go for again; 39. They're checked at the door; 42. Seven SEAS; 43. Psalm, e.g.; 46. Right triangle figure; 48. Part of a dash; 49. It goes around at an amusement park; 50. Some skirts; 57. Jams; 61. For one; 63. Modern prefix with village; 64. Blood fluids; 68. Wagner's Tannhauser, e.g.; 68. Radio no.; 70. Nasty biter; 73. Turns the other way; 75. Freedom from government control, for short; 77. Traveling; 81. State; 83. Object rising in a Van Gogh landscape; 85. Brand of Lego bricks; 87. "SADTO say..."; 90. It may not need clarification; 94. Level; 95. Indian honorific; 96. Elevator button; 99. Neuron's tips?; 100. Peru's El MISTI volcano; 102. Psychiatrist's urging; 105. Sign up; 107. Univ. paper; 108. Extraction; 110. Houston pro soccer team; 112. Made a case; 121. Shoe store purchase; 122. Comeback; 123. Cold war jet; 124. Word before or after old; 125. "Nice!"; 126. Less sufficient.
More stuff -- Down: 1. Faction; 3. Speech spot; 4. Some movie theaters; 5. Commercial end for Water; 6. Common pizzeria order; 7. Lie detector alternative; 8. Precious, to a Brit; 9. Reach rival; 10. Hungarian; 11. A/C meas.; 12. Start to weep; 14. Blue chip, maybe; 15. Haberdashery purchases; 17. Lifeless; 18. Intrinsically; 22. Relatively recent time; 24. Achieved in school athletics; 29. One cold symptom; 30. Place for couples?; 32. Procter & Gamble soap; 34. 13 years before the Battle of Hastings; 35. "Biography" channel; 36. Banded rock; 37. Fisherman's trap; 40. Real-estate ad abbr.; 41. Capsized, with "over"; 51. Red Sea port; 53. Drawn back; 55. Fair-sized plot; 58. Cornwall carriage; 50. "Take your time"; 52. Towel stitching; 67. 1932 Democratic campaign plank; 69. Market value of a company's assets divided by their replacement cost; 70. Video shooters, for short; 71. Eye part; 74. Eschewing help; 76. Eyed angrily; 78. Something bid; 79. Bygone explosion, in headlines; 80. Wrong; 82. Not take out of the company, say; 84. Onetime Movietone productions; 89. A defendant may be tried in it; 91. Latch ONTO; 93. Like most sitcoms; 98. Some footballers: Abbr.; 103. Charley horse, e.g.; 104. Roofed patio; 106. It ends with a baccalaureat; 109. Chinese mafia; 112. Drudge; 113. For fear that; 114. 90o from sur; 115. Some game; 118. Black bird; 119. Transcript fig.
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10.20.07 -- The Lady in Green

"The Blessed Damozel" -- Rossetti

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Saturday, October 20, 2007

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Puzzle by Patrick Berry, edited by Will Shortz

A dash of green with SHE-Hulk, SAPSAGO, RESODS, GARDENHOSE, AMATEUR, DOLLARTREE, ARCADIA, ETAL. accompany the ladies of the puzzle, MOLL, ESTHER, ONLY CHILD, ALI, Janis, MOM, FILLE, and "The Blessed Damozel" to create an image of more than one lady in green for this Saturday extravaganza.

The unattractive SPEEDO, the infamous TRIPLANE, the tasteless GRUEL, join HATRED, ODIOUSLY, STROVE, STRIDE, TODO, IRATE, PEEL, ROTS, TEETERS, and PARTYFOUL as disagreeable items, ameliorated by MINUTIAE too sparse -- ENCOMIA and GENTEEL are but two that HITHOME.

A masterful crossword!

Across: 1. Small suit; 7. Cheese with a greenish tint; 14. “The Outsiders” author; 15. Band seen at parties; 16. Available if needed; 17. Aircraft for the Red Baron; 18. Without reservation; 19. “The Blessed Damozel” poet; 20. “Mr. MOM,” 1983 comedy; 21. Military classification; 23. Result of a day at the beach?; 24. “Infidel” author Ayaan Hirsi ALI; 25. RHODE Island; 26. Object of Oliver Twist’s request for “more; 27. Semimonthly ocean occurrence; 29. Somewhat; 30. “ARLO and Janis” (comic strip); 31. Linguist Okrand who created the Klingon language; 32. It’s “heavier freight for the shipper than it is for the consignee”: Augustus Thomas; 35. Poem whose first, third and seventh lines are identical; 39. Ready to explode; 40. Garcon’s counterpart; 41. Application file extension; 42. Big seller of smoothies; 43. Economist who wrote “The Theory of the Leisure Class”; 44. SHE-Hulk (Marvel Comics character); 45. Goshen raceway’s length; 47. It’s cleared for a debriefing; 49. In a despicable way; 50. Play a flute; 51. Details; 52. Book before Job; 53. Future hunters; 54. Does a landscaper’s job.

Down: 1. Troupe leader; 2. Camera obscura feature; 3. Laudations; 4. Bibliographical abbr.; 5. National chain of everything-costs-the-same stores; 6. Eloise of Kay Thompson books, e.g.; 7. Made an effort; 8. Become evident; 9. Enlivens, with “up”; 10. Figure seen in a store window; 11. Pan American Games participant; 12. Refined; 13. Author of the 2006 best seller “Culture Warrior”; 15. Big step; 22. Disturbance; 26. Typically green tube; 28. Gaffe at a social gathering, in modern lingo; 29. Often-unanswered missive; 31. Tough’s partner; 32. Seemed particularly relevant; 33. Pan’s realm; 34. Putting aside temporarily; 35. Hearty entrée; 36. Country of two million surrounded by a single other country; 37. Let the air out, say; 38. Betrays unsteadiness; 40. Guys; 43. See; 46. Universal remote button; 48. Breaks down.
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10.19.07 -- A Man of a Few Words

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Friday, October 19, 2007
Puzzle by Frederick J. Healy, edited by Will Shortz
Very conversational today: OHWOW (10A), NONEATALL (17A); EATIT (21A); BIG TALK (36A); QUOTED (2D); WAITASEC (12D); IVEHADIT (37D), GETALIFE (38D); EMOTION (42D), SOS (43A)!
People: DUANE Hanson, Sam SNEAD, somebody ABBY, ELAYNE Boosler, EILEEN(S) Collins, ODIE and ODIST, TESLA, Alexandre DUMAS. Places: AUSTRALIA, PALACES, CONCOURSE. Food: SALSADIP, SPICE, and SLOPS. Not much happening here.
Placements: SQUEEGEES, AUSTRALIA and NONEATALL stacked across up left, AIRINGOUT, CONCOURSE, KNEEPANTS down left. Up right vertically, WAITASEC, ONTIPTOE, WESTERNS, down left BORABORA, IVEHADIT, GETALIFE. SIMOLEON, OVERDONE, and KNAPSACK sort of hung out to dry in the center., INBORN and ROBUST stuck down left. SPOTS and EYES, REV and RET, NOB, NOP and NOS, little stuff -- what’s not to like?
Not a dull word in the house!
Across: 1. Windshield wipers; 10. “Unbelievable!” ; 15. Darwin’s home; 16. Superrealist sculptor Hanson; 17. Zip; 18. They stand for something: Abbr.; 19. Station info, briefly; 20.Checks out; 21. 1984 hit parody of a 1983 hit song; 22. Get moving, with “up” ; 23. Four-time Vardon Trophy winner; 25. Area below the hairline; 26. Lock changer?; 29. Turn out; 31. Narrows: Abbr.; 32. Directory data: Abbr.; 34. Clam; 36. Bluster; 40. Hardly humble homes; 41. A bit much ; 43. Call in a calamity; 44. No longer doing the job?: Abbr.; 45. Bombards with junk; 47. Become active; 50. Pull out of AHAT (produce suddenly); 52. Makes out; 54. Fat cat, in England; 56. Packs in stacks; 58. Short distance; 59. “Eight is Enough” wife; 60. Creator of lofty lines; 61. Freshening naturally; 63. Something to get a kick out of; 64. Park gathering place; 65. Starters; 66. Garb symbolizing youth.
Down: 1. Not as touched; 2. Like successful orators; 3. James Forrestal was its last cabinet secy.; 4. Portions of les annees; 5. Stat for a reliever; 6. Slalom targets; 7. Comic Boosler; 8. Astronaut Collins and others; 9. Toasted triangle topper; 10. One of Jon Arbuckle’s pets; 11. Changsha is its capital; 12. “Hang on!” ; 13. Eager; 14. Things that may be shot in stages?; 24. “La Reine Margot” novelist; 27. ENTR ‘acte; 28. Ways to go; 30. Some shirts; 33. Dishes out undauntedly; 35. Trailer’s place; 36. South Pacific island; 37. Cry before storming out; 38. “Lighten up, will ya?!” ; 39. Hiking aid; 42. Hate, say; 46. “Tristram Shandy” author; 48. Natural; 49. In the pink; 51. 10 kilogauss; 53. Relish; 55. Disk units; 57. Bring to a standstill; 59. Mar makeup; 62. Letter run.
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10.18.07 -- Silas Sez

Thursday, October 18, 2007

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Puzzle by Lucy Gardner Anderson, edited by Will Shortz

“May ITAKE your order?” (63A), along with SIDESPLITTING (38A); FRENCH (1A) FRIES (69A); BAKED (5A) POTATO (50D); COLE (10A) SLAW (68); ONION (33A) RINGS (44A); and, I insist, MEAL (60A) are the inter-related entries in this SOSO (70A) puzzle.

I absolutely refuse to delineate the machinations of this crossword. It seems reader rude to explain such a simple device as the splitting of side dishes of main courses -- but where’s the beef! Oh, HERCULES (29A)! NAW (20A), that’s beefcake! Of course, there’s the usually silent SILAS (32D).

Let’s say SILAS (32D) sez he’s compulsed to speak. What variations on the subject (or, if you will, “topic, text; essay, thesis, treatise, dissertation; composition; melody, mood", in addition to "subject"; check your thesaurus under “theme”) of this puzzle could he conjure?

Taking the route of academic snobbery: how about indicating superiority, perhaps starting with an explanation for the poor depraved and deprived masses that might mightily please the gods of hubris -- this would include describing the inter-related subject entries in high dudgeon prose with an occasional colloquialism thrown in as indication of simpatico -- explain that SIDE-SPLITTING is the splitting of the side dishes scattered throughout the grid , etc. for those souls who’s brain cells are pink instead of gray. Ramble on to include personal information about family, things disliked, how the crossword should have been constructed and what’s wrong with it, and finish with comments involving political correctness, expressing alarm. Sound important at all costs!

Another might be to essentially do the same SIDE-SPLITTING routine, noting four different two-word "side" orders are "split," with the first word appearing in one part of the grid and the second appearing in another. Then expound how swiftly he solved the puzzle even though it’s a later-in-the-week-supposedly-more-difficult puzzle -- he won’t bother explaining how he remembers in such minute detail such long pauses, trials and tribulations, bemusement at trickery, et cetera, all in the blink of an eye -- just sez he likes being fast.

He’d make note of astonishment at seeing outer space entries two days in a row, relate what he thinks is funny which to everyone in the universe will be a mystery as to why, showing mock humility in the presence of the rest of the world’s lack of all-encompassing knowledge -- after all, there are a few, very few, things in life he doesn’t know -- then he’d own up, expounding upon his new-found lore in languishing detail, and hypothesize upon similarities and their opposites, contradicting while contrasting, simultaneously googling, adding a dash of smarmy phrases to indicate pleasure or displeasure to remind us he’s only human with likes and dislikes, even though he ranks above us all -- it’s The Teacher’s way!

Cute, be cute, but question the very saneness of the crossword constructor. After the puzzle has been torched, remind the reader again he’s human too, returning to kick the ashes with a few more barbs, stomping out all alien intelligence to make sure! Stomp, stomp, stomp! Good -- wait, go back now and throw water on the death of inventiveness. Quickly, feign humility of making brilliant “guesses“ ("what I don't know, I divine"); telling us he doesn’t like certain things included in his puzzle from books and movies he’s never seen and never will, nonetheless dislikes enormously. Finally, he indicates his powers can blow away any reference to anyone in any puzzle any time -- but he sez “please“, just to be polite. “Oh, hell!“, again sez he, goes back, gives us some “gimme”’s -- never-seen things and things he’d rather not see -- and ends it all with some ridiculous request for unappetizing food!

The Teacher? He just tells us he’s always happy to see what he’s seeing, what he likes, what he “thinks” is better than something else, what ‘s not seen often, what he’s guessed, what was funny, and wrap the rest of it up like leftovers for the dog.

Across: 1. Lady abroad; 5. With 50-Down, steak go-with; 10. With 68-Across, fish filet go-with; 14. Wedding parties?: Abbr.; 15. Water, for one; 16. Tel AVIV; 17. Psyche components; 18. Fix, as a hitch; 19. Unnerve; 20. “Yep” negator; 21. Behind closed doors; 23. Drug-free; 25. Well-founded; 29. He-man; 33. With 44-Across, hot sandwich go-with; 34. Like waves on a shoreline; 37. It’s on the St. Lawrence River: Abbr.; 38. Hilarious…or a hint to this puzzle’s theme; 42. Brown, in ads; 43. Passed; 44. See 33-Across; 47. Closed tight; 51. White-knuckle; 54. Make a ship stop by facing the wind; 55. Newscast lead; 59. Drift NET; 60 Airline rarity, nowadays; 63. “May ITAKE your order?”; 64. Bob Dylan’s first wife and the title of a song about her; 65. Makeover; 66. Stinky; 67. Dirty magazines and such; 68. See 10-Across; 69. See 1-Down; 70. Neither good nor bad.

Down: 1. With 69-Across, burger go-with; 2. Treat splendidly; 3. One saying “I do”; 4. Letters before Liberty or Constitution; 6. Sprung (from); 6. x, y and z; 7. Toy sometimes seen on a beach; 8. Order; 9. Big name in balers; 10. Unisex dress; 11. Female gametes; 12 1995 showbiz biography by C. David Heymann; 13. December 31, e.g.; 21. Harden; 22. Musician Brian; 24. Breezed through; 26. One of a series of joint Soviet/U.S. space satellites; 27. Dragged out; 28. Suffix with absorb; 30. Shake in a way; 31. Cable inits. since 1979; 32. Albino in
“The Da Vinci Code“; 35. Police target; 36. Jazzy James; 38. Something to take in a car; 39. Fred Astaire’s ISNT This a Lovely Day”; 40. The Beeb is seen on it; 41. “The very IDEA!”’; 42. The Rams of the Atlantic 10 Conf.; 45. 2003 #2 hit for Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz; 46. SNO-Cat; 48. Go-getter; 49. Womb; 50. See 5-Across; 52. Spruce (up); 53. Perfume ingredient; 56. 1955 Oscar nominee for “Mr. Hulot’s Holiday”; 57. Tex’s neighbor to the north; 58. Some wines; 60. Partner, informally, with “the”; 61. Underwater cave dweller; 62. Oral health org.; 64. Draft org.

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